It’s Friday, y’all. It’s GIF Party time!
For those who don’t know what that means, it’s where a bunch of moving images come together in one spot for both yours and mine entertainment.
I found myself in plenty of eye-rolling situations this past week.
1) Listen, stranger on the train, I really don’t want to hear you discuss your latest sexual conquest with your friend. Can’t you see that I’m trying to be intellectual over here reading my book? I don’t care that you finally got some last night and what exactly you did to her.
This is the face I made when I realized what was being talked about. I quickly turned on my iPod to drown out the noise. Unfortunately, I couldn’t drown out the ick factor for at least five mins though.
2) Hey, you guy in the bar, talking to me with your hot vodka soda breath.
I’m not interested in what you have to say. Thank you for the compliments but really your cheesy lines are killing me.
Also, have you met my boyfriend? No, well he’s right over there. From the look on Simon Cowell’s face, he knows how exasperating it can all be.
3) I rolled my eyes so hard when I heard about Vajazzaling. No, that’s not a typo.
Apparently, vajazzaling is the process of bedazzling your vagina or like some women like to say vajayjay. Oh please. Listen, it never looks good when you bedazzle that old denim jacket, right? Right??
I really don’t care if this is what someone wants to do but please if this becomes a trend I will continue to roll my eyes like Pam from True Blood. Somehow society convinced women to remove all of their hair down there and now you have to replace it with a bunch of Swavorski crystals. Give. me. a. break.
Alright sweets, time for the weekend. Have a great one.
I’m gonna get my dance on like Kenneth from 30 Rock. What about you?? Muah!
♥ the alchemist
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