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Hey lovelies! Hope you’re having a wonderful day.

Beyonce has not been on my radar for some time. So, I didn’t know about her newish song or video or even the fact that she had a new album coming out. Mostly because I just don’t care. Even when someone would ask me “Hey have you seen Beyonce’s new video?” I’d say, “No” and I wasn’t even curious to check it out. That is until I heard about dancer extraordinaire Shane Mercado who does B’s routine flawlessly.

I watched the video over and over to the point that I now know most of the words to the song and I have been humming it endlessly. I’m sure you guys must have seen this video already but I can not help but post it here because this is an excellent way to start the week in my opinion!

So, the first video is Shane dancing by himself. The second video is a side-by-side comparison of him and the video and he works. it. out.
Enjoy!

♥ the alchemist

Hey lovelies!
Hope you all had an amazing weekend!!

Time for another installment of Happy Monday and I must warn you do not watch and drink anything at the same time. Seriously. I have to admit I knew nothing about Russell Brand before he hosted this year’s MTV Music Awards and I am now a fan of his ridiculous hair and sense of humor.

Enjoy guys!

♥ the alchemist

There was a time back in the Spring of 2006 that I thought about starting a vintage clothing store on eBay. I know, I know.

There were only a handful of vintage ebay sellers that I knew of: Mama Stone Vintage, MouseVox Vintage, Bleubird Vintage, MakiMaki Vintage, Nasty Gal Vintage and AdoreVintage which sold clothing off of their own domain. These savvy women had tapped into something that was just starting and they were taking it to a whole different level.
Vintage sellers on stylealchemy

I loved the idea of having an online boutique but I had too many vintage treasures that I couldn’t part with. So I set off looking for thrift finds that were cool and that I would want to sell. I set up an account, posted a few auctions and then the idea fizzled. When no one bid on my fantastic finds, I got bored and kept them in my closet. Sucks for you, worked out for me!

Apparently, no one else got bored because fast forward 2+ years and everyone and their dog has a vintage store on eBay.

Anywhoo, I don’t regret not selling clothes online, even though sometimes I feel that itch to think about what if?
If you don’t think there’s enough vintage sellers on ebay (really???!!!) and want to jump headfirst into it. Again, really???!!!
Then I would use the stylealchemy Selling Vintage Clothing on eBay Starter Set:

1. Think of a business name for your store, add vintage, voila! Register this domain name everywhere. Think Etsy, eBay, personal domain. You have to think bigger than eBay, people! There will come a point where you will not want to deal with fees, trust me.

2. Go thrifting. Lots and lots of thrifting. You need inventory. You need good product. Please realize, I do not want to buy something that looks like a thrift store find. Make it look like the hottest shit evah! Let’s go to #3.

3. Start styling. Think outside of the box. That Cosby sweater is not ugly, it’s avant-garde. Pair with lame tights, sick black boots, sunglasses. Put together crazy combinations that work, make my jaw drop at your awesomeness!

4. Find models. For those starting out, you can use yourself but you must be edgy. If not, get your hipster friends to pose by offering them free beer (PBR anyone?) and the lure of internet stardom as a model.

5. Tell model friend that they are fierce, have them pose as if their back hurts. This is where watching America’s Next Top Model comes in handy. Vintage clothing eBay models do not smile with their eyes, mostly because they are covered by huge sunglasses. They are insolent, bored and a little tough but they look frickin amazing and you want to dress like that, don’t you? You know you do, cause I do!

6. Figure out if you want really awesome, clear photographs that look professional and make buyer drool in the genius of that leather skirt or do you want something more creative. Do not be mediocre! Mediocrity will not produce bidders. Pick an extreme and stick with it.

7. Promote, promote, promote your store. This is your brand. Love it, live it.

8. You are now ready to start selling. Godspeed!
Vintage sellers on stylealchemy

In all seriousness, I give mad props to all those vintage eBay sellers who have developed their businesses into mini-empires. Look at Nasty Gal Vintage, MakiMaki, etc. Maybe if I had stuck with it, I would have a hugely successful vintage business but my main problem stems from the fact that if I found some great piece, it probably wouldn’t make it into the store. So I will continue to support other vintage sellers in their quest for online domination. These ladies are redefining what a businesswoman looks like. Take note, internet!

♥ the alchemist

Hey lovelies!
Time for another installment of Happy Monday.

Mad Men has popped up everywhere in our pop culture radar recently. Mostly on the fashion blogs people have been talking about the fashion of that era, etc. But lets get down to the real star of this show, Don Draper’s animal magnetism! So in the spirit of WWJD, here’s SNL’s take on What Would Don Draper Do to get the ladies?


Be Don Draper!
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Hey lovelies,

hope everyone had a fantastic weekend!!

I thought I would start off this Monday with a ridiculously funny video. For those, who do not know about NYC downtown transsexual legend Amanda Lepore, here is a visual:

Amanda Lepore

Amanda is a muse for photographer David LaChapelle and fashion house Heatherette.

Yu-gi-oh! is a Japanese anime cartoon and trading card game.

Yu-hi-oh!

AMV is an Anime Music Video.

Amanda Lepore + Yu-gi-oh!= hilarity

This is the AMV of Amanda Lepore’s song “My Hair Looks Fierce” and Yu-gi-oh!

♥ the alchemist

Hey lovelies,
this little kid is so GANGSTA!

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Hey there lovelies! Hope everyone had a great weekend. To start the week off right, here’s a video that I have been laughing at since I saw it a few weeks ago on Street Boners and TV Carnage. It is sofa king genius.

Sophie Can Walk

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Hey lovelies!

I wanted to start this week off right with some humor courtesy of one of the funniest men on t.v. today: The Soup’s Joel McHale.
The Soup’s Joel McHale

Here’s a snippet from an interview he did with New York Press magazine this past summer: (I love when he makes fun of Ryan Seacreast)

You were once a guest star on CSI Miami [in 2005 the role was “bank manager Greg Welch”]. Tell me, is there any person in the world who takes himself more seriously than David Caruso?
Oh, well, Flavor Flav, I think. I just think he really thinks he’s going to find love. Him or Bret Michaels. You know what? Let’s just say Tila Tequila. She is dead serious about finding love.

Out of Flavor Flav, Bret Michaels or Tila Tequila, which one would rather have raise your sons [Eddie, who is 3 and his newborn Isaac]:
Which one would I let raise my kids? I would just throw my kids off a bridge. Actually, I would rather have my kids raised by a feral cat, wouldn’t you?

Maybe they’d be much better off just being left in the woods to fend for themselves…
Oh, they’d be much better off. They’d have survival skills and a trade. They’d have skills that would actually be respected and from which they could make money.

If you stacked three apples, which would be taller, the stack of apples, or Seacrest?

Well, what kind of apples?

Macintosh apples are kind of squat, so maybe those?
Yeah, it would have to be those. If they were Golden Delicious then the apples would be taller. Actually, Seacrest is rarely in the office, he just floats around like a gas…like he’s Nosferatu.

For more of this interview click here

Here are some video clips that keep me smiling:
Whitney Houston’s “Kiss My Ass”

Nathaniel Yo Gabba Gabba dance

♥ the alchemist